Because come July, I won't be getting any of it.
At least, that's what everyone says to expect for the first few months of parenthood. And Denise and I are expecting.1
To answer the most common questions I get whenever I mention the coming of Baby von Wilson:
- Yes, she's doing fine.
- Late June.
- A boy.
- The Battle of Bunker Hill.
In about two months, I'll be a dad for the first time, and I won't be getting a lick of sleep.
And I can't wait.
Thus concludes my meager contribution to the Blogging from A to Z April Challenge brought to you by Arlee Bird, Jeffrey Beesler, Alex J. Cavanaugh, Jen Daiker, Candace Ganger, Karen Gowen, Talli Roland, and Stephen Tremp. It's been fun, guys, but now that this crazy month is over, I'm going to try to catch some Z's while I still can.4
1 By the way, nowhere in the book What to Expect When You're Expecting does it say anything about the Spanish Inquisition. Typical.
2 We're almost down to double digits!
3 This was before he flashed us during the ultrasound.
4 And I'm an American, so that's Zees. Every other country might pronounce it the traditional way, but as the immortal Butch Coolidge said in Pulp Fiction, "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."