NO. MORE. EXCUSES.
Actually, strike that. I have one legitimate excuse...
My son wants to spend time with me. And how do you say no to that face? You can't. It's not physically possible. Thus, I will be spending as much time as I can with my son.
Luckily for me, he has a bedtime now. New rule:
NO. MORE. EXCUSES. (AFTER 9 PM.)