It's late, and I don't know what to write about. I think I'll just start typing and see where it leads.
That's a horrible idea.
Um, what? Who said that?
Me. Your blog. And don't you dare start unleashing your blather on me unedited. I've worked too hard to be a bastion of hope in this uncertain world to have you tear everything asunder in a fit of fancy.
You? You're nothing but a conduit. Besides, blogs don't talk.
Normally, no. Either you're having a psychotic episode, or you're simply projecting a combative personality onto an inanimate object.
That doesn't sound like something I would do.
Right. Like you don't talk with food and furniture all the time.
Yeah, but that's different. They have physical form. You're just a bunch of ones and zeroes assembled into coherent fashion by circuitry. I'd never pretend to talk to something like that.
If you say so, Mr. Blogtalker. But back to my original point: Stream-of-consciousness writing is a horrible plan. It's an idea generator, not something you'd actually let other people read.
It's a blog post. Who cares?
Sorry, did I offend you? Of course not. Blogs don't have feelings.
Can it. All I'm saying is if the overall quality of a blog is good, no one's going to care about one subpar blog post. And I get to continue my goal of posting every day this month.
Yeah, but the overall quality of your blog isn't good.
You can't mean that. You said you were a bastion of hope.
I made that up. Just like you made me up.
Oh, okay. I guess I understand.
Hello? You still there? Blog?