This post is merely a placeholder.
If all goes according to plan, I will write another, better post before this one is released into the wild just before midnight. A post so brilliant it will inspire awe, and perhaps further brilliance.
I hope you never see this. I hope you get the brilliant post. I really do. You deserve brilliance.
Yet I also deserve a fantastic game day. And if you're reading this, it means ours has extended past midnight. Or maybe everyone left three hours ago and I'm simply being lazy. Either way, for me that's a win.
It's isn't one for you, though. You lost. Sorry.