tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post1917805771575908814..comments2024-02-06T09:08:25.897-05:00Comments on Sometimes, The Wheel Is On Fire: Haiku Contest: Science!Nate Wilsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-54280829964120233782016-05-08T00:04:22.745-04:002016-05-08T00:04:22.745-04:00Late as usual.
When you travel much too fast,
cloc...Late as usual.<br />When you travel much too fast,<br />clocks run very slow.BCFNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00660006708884025789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-12595072918330001562016-05-07T23:56:00.321-04:002016-05-07T23:56:00.321-04:00if mother of in-
vention is necessity,
laziness, f...if mother of in-<br />vention is necessity,<br />laziness, father<br /><br />yay science!Tara Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587802105993889515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-35242070514697574162016-05-07T23:54:24.340-04:002016-05-07T23:54:24.340-04:00scientist returns
to brag of nobel prize for
time ...scientist returns<br />to brag of nobel prize for<br />time travel machineTara Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587802105993889515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-88045748627627441202016-05-07T23:34:25.650-04:002016-05-07T23:34:25.650-04:00pinch of green and splash
of blue, poof! magic in ...pinch of green and splash<br />of blue, poof! magic in a<br />laboratory<br />Tara Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587802105993889515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-30139703226978953202016-05-07T23:26:30.932-04:002016-05-07T23:26:30.932-04:00chemistry balanced
a perfectly set table
of the el...chemistry balanced<br />a perfectly set table<br />of the elementsTara Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587802105993889515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-580815029835240412016-05-07T21:05:56.760-04:002016-05-07T21:05:56.760-04:00Mendel is revered.
I do the same thing with plague...Mendel is revered.<br />I do the same thing with plagues,<br />And <i>I'm</i> the monster?<br /><br />A crater smolders<br />Thick clouds cover everything<br />The darkness descends<br /><br />I am such a nerd.<br />I never get girls' numbers,<br />Just Avagadro's.<br /><br />Cut. Slice. Slice. Pin. Pin.<br /><i>"Can't believe girls kiss these things."</i><br />Cut. Slice. Slice. Pin. Pin.<br /><br />Thermodynamics:<br />I'm a body in motion...<br />Guess I'll keep moving.<br /><br />Books! (sh.) Movies! (sh!)<br />Reference! (SH!) Programs! (<i>SH!</i>)<br />It's (library) SCIENCE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-61837120145369373312016-05-07T13:21:30.670-04:002016-05-07T13:21:30.670-04:00Pipette filtration,
Roto-vap the caliper.
(Science...Pipette filtration,<br />Roto-vap the caliper.<br />(Science gibberish.)<br /><br />"Get Superpowers:<br />Mutate, transform—that’s science!"<br />"…No, it’s really not."<br /><br />Erlenmeyer flask: <br />Bunsen Honeydew sticks it<br />On poor Beaker’s head.<br /><br /><br />Naomihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15369634311754260218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-48870809071313403832016-05-07T13:03:54.831-04:002016-05-07T13:03:54.831-04:00“Stand back!” says the man.
“I'm going to try ...“Stand back!” says the man.<br />“I'm going to try science!”<br />And then he blows up.<br /><br />I sleep for one hour,<br />no more (and probably less);<br />Change sample, repeat.Naomihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15369634311754260218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-16915263336408428522016-05-07T11:46:45.646-04:002016-05-07T11:46:45.646-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Naomihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15369634311754260218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-34372622012946368072016-05-07T11:32:54.456-04:002016-05-07T11:32:54.456-04:00Mars: a hot planet
Because of all its red sand
So...Mars: a hot planet <br />Because of all its red sand<br />So says Solomon.<br />Solomonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-55984396155062496512016-05-06T18:06:08.602-04:002016-05-06T18:06:08.602-04:00My tuna is gone
And yet it is not eaten.
Damn Schr...My tuna is gone<br />And yet it is not eaten.<br />Damn Schrodinger's cat!Marian Allenhttp://marianallen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-41530206183580494882016-05-06T17:42:16.614-04:002016-05-06T17:42:16.614-04:00Sodium metal
Is serene in glycerin.
Explodes with ...Sodium metal<br />Is serene in glycerin.<br />Explodes with water<br />Renahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02767762370997304308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-1502229702455993092016-05-06T17:34:26.276-04:002016-05-06T17:34:26.276-04:00A spider bit me
In the Radiation Lab
I am Spiderma...A spider bit me<br />In the Radiation Lab<br />I am SpidermanRenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02767762370997304308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-50299173007985121762016-05-06T14:14:27.323-04:002016-05-06T14:14:27.323-04:00Terrence Trent D'Arby's
She Blinded Me Wit...Terrence Trent D'Arby's<br />She Blinded Me With Science<br />Is an awesome song<br /><br />Neil Degrasse Tyson<br />Bill Nye, and Sarah Palin<br />One doesn't belong...<br /><br />Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03889154201662500046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-88459233555470658922016-05-05T11:44:58.018-04:002016-05-05T11:44:58.018-04:00The ozone layer…
a furnace of desires ...The ozone layer…<br />a furnace of desires <br />sears the heart of man<br />Keith A. Simmondsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-55243174428417278112016-05-05T11:24:14.717-04:002016-05-05T11:24:14.717-04:00One more quantum leap
in nuclear advancement…
the ...One more quantum leap<br />in nuclear advancement…<br />the Apocalypse<br />Keith A. Simmondsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-14791715171332906402016-05-05T11:08:20.245-04:002016-05-05T11:08:20.245-04:00Brighter shades of brown
upon the wilting mountain...Brighter shades of brown<br />upon the wilting mountains<br />global warming woes<br />Keith A. Simmondsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-33394282989616531912016-05-05T11:07:01.771-04:002016-05-05T11:07:01.771-04:00Deforestation…
Mother Nature writhes in pain
at ma...Deforestation…<br />Mother Nature writhes in pain<br />at man’s cruelty<br />Keith A. Simmondsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-76347535465029687002016-05-05T07:53:08.710-04:002016-05-05T07:53:08.710-04:00Space exploration
expanding the human mind
quest f...Space exploration<br />expanding the human mind<br />quest for survival<br />Keith A. Simmondsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-84161647865792984552016-05-04T18:20:30.021-04:002016-05-04T18:20:30.021-04:00Back to the Future
was wrong about time travel.
Th...Back to the Future<br />was wrong about time travel.<br />The Cubs never win.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11769035513205202943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-39095040609366082872016-05-04T16:26:48.387-04:002016-05-04T16:26:48.387-04:00no one in the house
only a spider weaving
the lig...no one in the house<br />only a spider weaving <br />the light between us Ernesto P. Santiagonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-48943162474032203552016-05-04T06:03:21.250-04:002016-05-04T06:03:21.250-04:00I received a C
from a sea anemone
in biologyI received a C<br />from a sea anemone<br />in biologyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11769035513205202943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-34896811688170847022016-05-03T19:48:38.633-04:002016-05-03T19:48:38.633-04:00Deflategate is crap
The NFL doesn't get
The Id...Deflategate is crap<br />The NFL doesn't get<br />The Ideal Gas LawAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03035902557233911306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-33449337142962332292016-05-03T19:31:40.934-04:002016-05-03T19:31:40.934-04:00Curiosity:
@SarcasticRover proclaimed
"Let&#...Curiosity:<br />@SarcasticRover proclaimed <br />"Let's do a science!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03035902557233911306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-67318777019245055942016-05-03T08:41:45.254-04:002016-05-03T08:41:45.254-04:00Higgs is now old hat
since a new find from nowhere...Higgs is now old hat<br />since a new find from nowhere<br />particularly<br /><br />#jumpingthegunHaikuinen mieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10771735308508314621noreply@blogger.com