tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post6252420870025231471..comments2024-02-06T09:08:25.897-05:00Comments on Sometimes, The Wheel Is On Fire: That Wasn't All, Paul (The Other 45 Ways to Leave Your Lover)Nate Wilsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-3976684500334006712023-01-12T07:28:21.193-05:002023-01-12T07:28:21.193-05:00Drop the book of gold on her foot you soot!Drop the book of gold on her foot you soot!Solomon Schmidtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-69128266821276166692011-05-18T12:19:12.331-04:002011-05-18T12:19:12.331-04:00Ava: As much as I'd like to write a book of pu...<b>Ava</b>: As much as I'd like to write a book of pure gold, I think the song rewrite is probably the better approach in this instance. Ooh, I should have Chevy Chase sing it (though you can call him Al).Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-42939583799483450622011-05-17T15:45:24.773-04:002011-05-17T15:45:24.773-04:0016-20 would definitely be ways to get yourself dum...16-20 would definitely be ways to get yourself dumped by your lover. I think your fifty should be the re-write to the song. Or write a book about it. Either one would be pure gold!<br />AvaCar Title Loanshttp://www.1800cartitleloan.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-50696974555563023832011-05-10T22:04:38.483-04:002011-05-10T22:04:38.483-04:00Heather, that was the plan all along. Now when you...<b>Heather</b>, that was the plan all along. Now when you hear about men leaving their lovers, you'll think of me. Oh wait... that's not good. Crap.Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-90846244695170073362011-05-09T16:50:48.478-04:002011-05-09T16:50:48.478-04:00That was truly great Nate! I sang along and enjoy...That was truly great Nate! I sang along and enjoyed it completely. I've always wondered why he said 50 ways and only gave a few, I'm guessing so some witty fellow could come along and entertain those of us who are crazy enough to care. <br />You realize now every time any of us hears that song, we'll be thinking of you and your 45 ways?Heather Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01754067768246898183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-88378596892901146022011-05-05T11:20:11.842-04:002011-05-05T11:20:11.842-04:00Renee: No, I don't think that's weird at a...<b>Renee</b>: No, I don't think that's weird at all. (And not just because I did that very same thing multiple times...) Glad you enjoyed it!Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-62311798010073124622011-05-05T10:00:18.565-04:002011-05-05T10:00:18.565-04:00Chris: Thanks. (I hope you're not just saying ...<b>Chris</b>: Thanks. (I hope you're not just saying that because of the song's advice to you...)<br /><br /><b>Al</b>: Okay, I may have suggested insults, stealing, cheating, and bodily harm, but you, sir, have crossed the line. Well done.Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-23038028099424652532011-05-05T09:58:03.184-04:002011-05-05T09:58:03.184-04:00Is it weird that I sang all 45 additions to myself...Is it weird that I sang all 45 additions to myself? Well, anyway, lots of fun and damn clever, Nate!Reneehttp://reneeroling.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-16210240873297200392011-05-04T16:00:20.195-04:002011-05-04T16:00:20.195-04:00Nice job!
In my teens, I was partial to "50 W...Nice job!<br />In my teens, I was partial to "50 Ways To Love Your Lever."<br />"It' mine and I'll wash it as long and as fast as I want dammit! Now get the hell outta the shower!"Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-18013218007805759192011-05-04T11:43:45.484-04:002011-05-04T11:43:45.484-04:00Masterful.Masterful.Chris Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638226375639228988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-13819556793609294922011-05-04T08:20:53.218-04:002011-05-04T08:20:53.218-04:00Jessica: I can't believe you'd insult Paul...<b>Jessica</b>: I can't believe you'd insult Paul Simon like that! But seriously, whenever I get kidnapped, I get <i>thrown</i> into a van; you're not supposed to jump in willingly. Stockholm Syndrome is <i>not</i> a pre-existing condition.Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-30306076235417193792011-05-03T21:53:48.577-04:002011-05-03T21:53:48.577-04:00The jumping in a van...sounds more like a hostage ...The jumping in a van...sounds more like a hostage situation than a breakup.<br /><br />Just sayin.Jessicahttp://www.booshy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-52495349642176207482011-05-03T15:50:47.308-04:002011-05-03T15:50:47.308-04:00Alex: I'm happy I could bring you some closure...<b>Alex</b>: I'm happy I could bring you some closure... or something to that effect.<br /><br /><b>Hannah</b>: Aha! I knew your sword would be killing me softly with its song.<br /><br /><b>Ellie</b>: Aye, I may be mad, but there's a meth-- no, I'm kidding. There's no method to it. I just know how to avoid wielding straitjackets. Anyway, glad you enjoyed the post!Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-13044383393731262332011-05-03T13:05:27.173-04:002011-05-03T13:05:27.173-04:00OMG. You are certifiably mad but I loved it! Just ...OMG. You are certifiably mad but I loved it! Just jump of the Cliff, Biff. Hehehe.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.elliegarratt.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Ellie Garratt</a>Ellie Garratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03731071128348213067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-85964378514944793632011-05-03T12:15:18.205-04:002011-05-03T12:15:18.205-04:00You won't know until it's sticking through...You won't know until it's sticking through your chestplate and it's song is sung for centuries to come.Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16915603693944523761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-5284029220872565432011-05-03T12:12:16.274-04:002011-05-03T12:12:16.274-04:00Thanks, Nate! That song always felt so incomplete....Thanks, Nate! That song always felt so incomplete.Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-39762644416158794742011-05-03T11:31:23.826-04:002011-05-03T11:31:23.826-04:00Marian: ...and sometimes the crazy seeps out, so y...<b>Marian</b>: ...and sometimes the crazy seeps out, so you get a post like this. Thanks for the award! I'll be doing a post-A-to-Z awards post soon(ish).<br /><br /><b>Jeffrey</b>: I'm worried about your foaming mouth... did one of your muses bite you? You need to capture your muse and bring it to the vet to see if it has rabies.<br /><br /><b>Hannah</b>: Is Kindness the name of your sword? Oh, and you just <i>try</i> to get in my brainpan. Good luck getting past my guard dog, my attack cat, and my self-defense lemur.<br /><br /><b>Falen</b>: Well, Paul Simon only sang about men with one-syllable names, and I didn't want to stray from the style of the original. And Hannah is <i>not</i> getting in my ear. She's a book ninja, not an ear ninja.Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-26739669747835460692011-05-03T10:05:17.215-04:002011-05-03T10:05:17.215-04:00why no women? We can leave our lovers too.
And Ha...why no women? We can leave our lovers too.<br /><br />And Hannah FTW!Sarah Ahiershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02795455714801965956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-68288396939461588252011-05-03T08:43:49.379-04:002011-05-03T08:43:49.379-04:00I loves, but if The Man ever does one of these thi...I loves, but if The Man ever does one of these things, I'll fucking kill you...with kindness. ;-) <br /><br />One day, I would love to crawl in your brainpan and see what else you got cooking. You better sleep with your ears covered.Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16915603693944523761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-8135799505959477322011-05-03T08:43:44.657-04:002011-05-03T08:43:44.657-04:00You're really great, Nate.
Reading this post i...You're really great, Nate.<br />Reading this post is fate.<br />Now my muse must roam.<br />At the mouth I foam<br />for more poetic inflates.Jeff Beeslerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17935580053176710609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-29505599962372316362011-05-03T08:22:00.728-04:002011-05-03T08:22:00.728-04:00You are crazy all over the inside of your head.
I...You are crazy all over the inside of your head.<br /><br />I'm so glad I did the A-to-Z Challenge and found this blog. It makes me lahf.<br /><br />I awarded you a Stylish Blogger award! The rules and badge are here: http://www.marianallen.com/2011/05/writers-tools-asking-questions/ <br /><br />MAMarian Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15842321321484056422noreply@blogger.com