tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post8529328855542824335..comments2024-02-06T09:08:25.897-05:00Comments on Sometimes, The Wheel Is On Fire: Day OneNate Wilsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-73212172205126666932023-01-30T22:58:35.793-05:002023-01-30T22:58:35.793-05:00The ninth always "gets stuck" in the fir...The ninth always "gets stuck" in the fire place. She doesn't remember all the steps, but doesn't want to admit it to the others, so pretends she's stuck to avoid dancing altogether.Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-47985514156378612092022-11-27T10:32:53.255-05:002022-11-27T10:32:53.255-05:00(The ninth got stuck in the fire place)
Solomon(The ninth got stuck in the fire place)<br />SolomonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-17407412476798086092022-11-25T21:17:25.756-05:002022-11-25T21:17:25.756-05:00Solomon
I don't know about the first day, noth...Solomon<br />I don't know about the first day, nothing crazy happened there but I found, in this order on the other 11 days of Christmas: Two doves in turtle shells, three hens with an odd french accent which is odd for a hen, a bunch of birds on cellphones even though they were right next to each other they were obviously calling each other, a glitchy Sonic game with only 5 rings, geese laying down, 5 girls named swan swimming in a sheet of ice outside my house (this was somewhat odd and disturbing), 8 maids feeding their babies milk (this may have been the weirdest thing yet),10 lords on pogo-sticks (I knew they were lords because they had rather large name tags saying "lord" on them, 11 plumbers making their own pipes, 12 percussionists percussioning (or whatever you call it), and as a grand finally 8 ladies jumped out of the chimney we didn't have and performed a disco. The strangest thing was that on each person their was also a tag containing a strange but intriguing name. Wonder what that means.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-53343102603334475062009-12-27T11:58:29.165-05:002009-12-27T11:58:29.165-05:00Thanks for the offer, but we really don't need...Thanks for the offer, but we really don't need any more celebrities in our trees. This is now the third day Cassidy's been up there, and though the dog has since moved on to more interesting quarry, he shows no signs of coming down. I'm starting to think this is some David Blaine-type stunt, except he forgot to notify the media about it...Nate Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09690171790664252309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3459096799471693097.post-24352506868401578922009-12-25T12:34:39.018-05:002009-12-25T12:34:39.018-05:00It's 12 days long theoretically, but David Cas...It's 12 days long theoretically, but David Cassidy is only likely to survive three days if the dog can keep him pinned in that tree. I'll send Leif Garrett over with a ladder.Jenypher Seniorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13725383861643385950noreply@blogger.com