- Go to a deserted cabin in the woods.
- Accidentally summon some demons.
- Chop off your right hand; replace it with a chainsaw.
- Go back in time.
- Accidentally summon more demons.
- Save the day whilst spouting cheesy 80s sayings.
(By the way, you probably celebrated Fat Tuesday wrong, too. Here's what you should have done.)
1 Yeah, I went there.