Born On This Date

• The winningest active pitcher in Major League Baseball (1966)
• An Israeli president (1923)
• A Greek king (1868)
• An advocate for interspecies relations* (1976)
• A native son (1924)
• A British Army officer (in Arabia)* (1932)
• A sexy pot dealer* (1964)
• A pot dealer who is decidedly not sexy* (1970)
• The judge of Juice (1950)
• The winning goal scorer at the 1996 World Cup of Hockey** (1970)
• The fast-talking wife of a former detective* (1905)
• The true inventor of the telephone, according to some (1835)
• America's favorite bigot* (1924)
• America's less-than-favorite homophobe (1959)
• The writer of numerous Hitchcock films (1899)
• A leader of men... against robots* (1977)
• A purveyor of nightmares (1939)
• A purveyor of footnotes*** (1978)

* Sort of.
** No, I didn't know that existed, either.
*** That last one is me.