Today's suggestion comes courtesy of Laura Hughes:
A bowl of Rice Krispies walks into a bar. She says to the bartender, "Cheerio!"
"Oh, Honey, not 'Cheerio.' You're toasted. Whenever you hit the white stuff, your bran turns to mush."
"I wish I were so lucky, Sam. Everyone knows I'm branless."
"I'm just saying you should be careful. It might feel good at first, but snap! Crack'll pop you in the head every time."
"Please, I'd never do crack."
"Now that'd be a treat. Anyway, I'll take two cans, Sam."
"Nope, no more. You have a problem."
"I'm fine, you silly rabbit. I'm only back so soon because I accidentally dropped the top to my last can. I stepped on the cap, 'n crunch!"
"No more. Here's what you should do, Honey: Comb your hair and get yourself a job."
Honey smacks the bar. "Quit toying with me. I said I'm fine. Now gimme some sugar. I can't bear to go on like this."
The bartender sighs. "Look, how long are we going to milk this joke? These puns are poor."
"Nonsense. They're gr-r-reat!"
Since this exercise has become a serial, more things will be slithering their way up to the bar. Next up: Jabba the Hutt. (And if you haven't done so yet, you can still make your own suggestion here.)